kids these days who are fans of fall out boy and can just read the lyrics on spotify or whatever. do you know how lucky you are. when i was a lad you listened to an illegally burnt cd, heard a nonsensical string of syllables, and listened to it 100 times until you thought you know what was said. and then you got ahold of an album sleeve with lyrics and read the lyrics. and realise you were absolutely nowhere close.
jojo is objectively the funniest show in terms of setting and. just everything else tbh bc you’ve got victorian england with vampires you’ve got ww2 with vampires you’ve got the 80s around the world in 80 days roadtrip (with vampires). murder mystery slice of life small town japan in the 90s. The Mafia. lesbians in prison with a gay priest. cowboy race featuring a guy who can turn into a dinosaur and straight up just a nun. named hot pants. small town japan again but this time britney spears is a thing and everyone looks like her for some fucking reason. and finally we have tiktok using among us playing pandemic teenagers who deal drugs. araki really said let’s cover all bases
Most fandoms and ships (platonic/romantic/…etc.? haha)
Original characters (either your own or mine, I’m personally okay with drawing my own characters for you if you’d like.).
Animals/Anthro are a-okay with me
Friends/family/yourself/any other real peeps
For all, please be as specific/detailed as possible and provide any necessary visual references so I can accurately portray what you’d like.
I don’t draw:
NSFW (mild nudity is okay, but nothing that ends up being very explicit)
Really realistic stuff (Not the best at it honestly 😅)
Heavily mechanical characters/objects
Any other themes/ideas that would make me uncomfortable to draw
( I’ll let you know if your commission request is something I’m unable to do )
Payment:
The prices are based on USD currency. I accept payment through PayPal (will send out an invoice) and Venmo. I prefer payment upfront, but I’m also okay with pay half upfront/half after it’s done too. c:
If you have any other questions, feel free to send a message/email. I’ll do my best to respond as soon as I can. :’D
Thank you all a whole bunch for reading through this, I’d love to create something wonderful for you~(人 •͈ᴗ•͈✿ฺ)
October 3, 1992: Sinead O’Connor appeared on Saturday Night Live singing an acapella cover of Bob Marley’s song “War”, changing some of the lyrics to include references to child abuse, and ending the performance by tearing up a photo of Pope John Paull II and saying “fight the real enemy”.
This ruined her career and she was telling the truth, as we all came to find out years later.
Please remember she didn’t consider it as a career ruiner.
To speak on how it “ruined” her career ignores her own feelings on it. Please acknowledge how she felt about it, instead of how you see it.
if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw
I do. 100kg bag of seaweed based glitter.
i dont. 100kg bag of enriched uranium based glitter
Most fandoms and ships (platonic/romantic/…etc.? haha)
Original characters (either your own or mine, I’m personally okay with drawing my own characters for you if you’d like.).
Animals/Anthro are a-okay with me
Friends/family/yourself/any other real peeps
For all, please be as specific/detailed as possible and provide any necessary visual references so I can accurately portray what you’d like.
I don’t draw:
NSFW (mild nudity is okay, but nothing that ends up being very explicit)
Really realistic stuff (Not the best at it honestly 😅)
Heavily mechanical characters/objects
Any other themes/ideas that would make me uncomfortable to draw
( I’ll let you know if your commission request is something I’m unable to do )
Payment:
The prices are based on USD currency. I accept payment through PayPal (will send out an invoice) and Venmo. I prefer payment upfront, but I’m also okay with pay half upfront/half after it’s done too. c:
If you have any other questions, feel free to send a message/email. I’ll do my best to respond as soon as I can. :’D
Thank you all a whole bunch for reading through this, I’d love to create something wonderful for you~(人 •͈ᴗ•͈✿ฺ)
Honestly be pretentious as fuck about the stuff you create. Do a press release for your fanfic updates. Do a Q&A about your webcomic. Make fake merch designs for your OCs. Commission “official” book covers. Very few of us will ever get to a stage where something we’ve created Makes It Big but even if you have an audience of 5 people plus a shoelace fucking indulge yourself and pretend!! It’s the only way to live!!
me constantly releasing press junkets about my OCs like they are actual celebrities and i am their PR agent
